Posts Tagged ‘Snatch’

Sherlock Holmes - Minute Movie Review

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Review:

When I first read that Guy Ritchie, the guy behind the vastly overrated gangster comedies Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch, was making a Sherlock Holmes movie that would focus on the action hero aspect of the character, I expected something terrible. But due to great casting (Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law AND Mark Strong? You wouldn’t even need to add Rachel McAdams, I’m in!) and good advance word, I actually wanted to see this film. A big mistake. The film is every bit as horrible as expected, a generic action thriller with nary a good moment. Holmes detecting mostly consists of smelling stuff, hitting men bigger than him and being outsmarted by every second person in the film. There are 60 original Holmes stories, so there really was no reason for the film to create some crazy conspiracy story that barely makes sense and is riddled with plot holes. That Ritchie’s directing is at best mediocre I expected, but it was actually painful to watch how he managed to reduce the great cast to horrible actors. No matter how you feel about the real Sherlock Holmes, avoid this film. How it ever came to be successful is a mystery that would have even intrigued the great detective.

Random Observations:

Sherlock Holmes at the IMDb

Hans Zimmer’s score is nominated for an Oscar. It was certainly very effective in calling attention to itself, but I wouldn’t consider that a good thing. If you notice that the music does not fit the scene, you are taken out of it. Also: who the hell thought that some Irish folk music  would be good for the end credits?

I have to admit that there was one redeeming factor to the film: the exchanges between Holmes and Watson were often quite entertaining. But that was not nearly enough to save the film from being horrible.

There are many more bad things about this film I want to address, but I fear that I might have a heartache if I continue thinking about the film. So for now, be warned to stay away.

Minute Movie Review - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

Review:

This film marks Guy Ritchie’s feature film début - and the fact that he is still most famous for being married to Madonna says a lot about his directorial career. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is a perfectly entertaining movie about small-time British crooks with some funny scenes, but nothing more. The story of several robberies, grand schemes and what not gone wrong is a little too contrived and over the top to be more than passing entertainment. If that is the whole point of the movie, the film succeeds (even better than the latter star-studded film “Snatch“, which is basically the same) - if you want something more, try your luck elsewhere.

Random Observations:

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels at imdb.com

As a drama this film is a fiasco - the story is just to crazy yet predictable. As a comedy, however, it works.